wallpaper

If I ever won the lottery, I would move to a bigger house and then wallpaper all of my walls with pages from my dirty corsett-ripper books.  Of course, reasons like this is why I probably won't ever win, that and my son can now read.  Maybe I'll just have my own special room and of course a male model in a kilt to read to me.  Hey, if I'm going to dream, I'm going to dream big.   

Basement Artist

Yes, I know I am the worst blogger ever! In my defense I have been working on getting monsters done for my craft show in Butte, MT. I guess I can't consider it work when I love it so much. I love to be in my basement working on my oddly, fantastic creations. Most people think its bizzare that I spend most of my time in the basement creating strange things. I find my work to be whimsical and slightly out of the ordinary. So what if I'm an antisocial basement artist (well I call myself an artist the verdict is still out on that) I have fun doing what I do. One of my favorite parts about my work is going to different art and craft shows and selling my creations. You really get to meet some great people and some amazing artists. These events are really worth going to, whether your a vendor or a connoisseur of one of a kind pieces of work. So maybe I'm not that antisocial after all. I hope to see you at my next craft show ( Dec. 1st in Butte) or I hope you go experience one close to you.

Genius

 Every parent thinks their child is a genius, well I know for a fact that mine is, I will tell you why. So a while ago my son, and husband and I were out for a walk and my son said that we needed to start calling him Brian Grazer. I was confused and I asked him why, well because he said "its my alias" like spider man is Peter Parker. Its at this moment I became overjoyed with my sons genius. My little 6 year old came up with his own alias, and not only that he is putting it to use. Recently we had a parent teacher conference and the teacher was telling my husband and I about how the class went for a walk to the fire station. Well, during this walk my son points out a house with a little boy in the window and my son tells her "that is my house and that's my little brother in the window". So my husband and I were sitting there looking at each other. We both tell her that we only have one child and that was not his house. Well its safe to say the teacher was a little shocked. Sooooo long story short, as we were leaving the school I looked at my son and realized not only did he come up with his own alias, he came up with his own alias family too. I am sure Brian Grazer has a secret lab, an indoor pool, a trampoline in his bedroom, and his mom lets him eat Mcdonalds whenever he wants. At our house not so much. Makes me think that I need an alias too. GENIUS!!!!

There is a few new things on my etsy shop!!! Go to seansmonsters.etsy.com.

blackmail

I am starting to dabble in domestic terrorism. No, no, noooooo not that kind of terrorism. More like I'm blackmailing my husband for a puppy. Its true, I went and picked up his fly rod (that was having some form of repairs made on it) and unknowing to him I paid for it and took it home with me. When he found out I had his fly rod I told him I would give him a piece at a time until I have my pug puppy. This was a week ago, and now on Friday, I will have an adorable little puppy ( Princess Penelope  )! I am so diabolically awesome I scare myself sometimes.

End of the week

After a long week there is only one thing to do. Pack up the truck, hook up the boat, and have our friends do the same. We took the kids, dogs, and the boats to the lake . After a rough start like my husband unloading the boat in the lake without the plugs, then having the strap break when pulling it out. Soooooo eventually we got the boat out of the water, put the plugs in, emptied the water out and then we were on our way! Well almost.  I had to sit on the front of the boat while my husbands dog Josey got to sit in the seat. Why might you ask, well I'll tell you why, because she extremely fat and I actually fear she will tip the boat. Ryan ( my husband) is very defensive of his Josey girl so naturally we try mock her as much as possible. Are we evil maybe, but you have not seen Josey. After a long float with our awesome friends its time to get back home to get ready for another long week.

Evil Rabbit

I am getting ready for an art show in New Mexico. This consists of me sewing, drinking coffee, while watching bad tv and the daily phone call from my sister singing the final count down. During this time I check on the chickens from my kitchen window. In the fall I let the girls run around uninhibited in the garden. This doesn't seem to bother anyone but our rabbit squidge. Any time one of the chickens comes near his cage, he runs right up to them and tries to bite them through the fence. I really do think that squidge plans to anilate the chickens. I had my suspicions about this rabbit as soon as my husband brought him home after paying 10 dollars for him at a gas station, yes its true. I believe that he is a feral rabbit crossed with a badger who plans on destroying all of us, starting with the stupid chickens! O well back to work.